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MoNdAy FuNnIeS
By Cordell & Janice Vail

30 Nov 1998

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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

In the midst of winter,
I found in me an invincable summer!

Michael Stivers
(who passed away after a long illness)

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MoNdAy FuNnIeS:

(contributed by Nancy Forrest.... Thanks Nancy!)

Dog Rules

The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.

Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

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