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MoNdAy FuNnIeS
By Cordell & Janice Vail

29 June 1998

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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

SORRY... I WAS OUT OF TOWN UNTIL TODAY....
CAN WE CALL THEM WeDnEsDaY FuNnIeS THIS WEEK?

If you are 10 minutes early,
you are 5 minutes late.
Vince Lombardie

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MoNdAy FuNnIeS:

There was this girl that thought she was a chicken and went around the house clucking, scratching and trying to fly. This embarrassed her family to no end, and they were going to have her sent to an institution. But they were very poor and they needed the eggs.

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