Martin Luther
Socialism:
You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows Give both cows to the government, and they may
give you some of the milk
Fascism:
You have tow cows You give all the milk to the government and the
government sells it
Nazism:
You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows
Anarchism:
You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow
Capitalism:
You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.