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MoNdAy FuNnIeS
By Cordell & Janice Vail

22 June 1998

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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

It's a funny thing about life:
If you refuse to accept anything
but the very best,
you will often get it.
--Somerset Maugham--
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MoNdAy FuNnIeS:

"I had a wonderful dream last night,"
said a young bachelor.
"I dreamed I was in Las Vegas winning all kinds of money. Every time I put a quarter in the slot-machine, I hit the jackpot."

"I had a wonderful dream too," said his single friend.
"I dreamed that I met these two wonderful girls. There I was with two girls wanting to go out on a date with me."

"You were just dreaming, why didn't you call me?" the first bachelor asked.

"I dreamed you were in Las Vegas."

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