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MoNdAy FuNnIeS
By Cordell & Janice Vail

21 Dec 1998

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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

Goodness is richer than greatness.
It consists not in the outward things we do,
but in the inward thing we are.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin

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MoNdAy FuNnIeS:

One of Santa's elves was terribly overweight, so Santa put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."

When the elf returned, Santa couldn't believe it. The elf had lost 25 pounds.

"That's incredible !" remarked Santa. "You lost 25 pounds by following my instructions?"

"Yes, exactly as you instructed me", said the elf.
"But on the third day I thought I was going to drop dead !"

"Were you very hungy ?" asked Santa.

"No," replied the elf, "from the skipping !"

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