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By Cordell Vail
19 Jan 1998
WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:
Many of life's failures
are those who did not realize
how close they were to success
when they gave up.
MoNdAy FuNnIeS:
Q. What do you do when a doctoral candidate in philosophy rings your
doorbell?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
(Joke provided by Peter Cookson ....that fits me rather well right now... thanks Peter)
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