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By Cordell Vail
5 Jan 1998





WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

MoNdAy FuNnIeS By Cordell Vail 5 Jan 1998
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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK
From Barbara Lutes
(thanks Barbara... you truly are a friend to all of us who know you)
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~~^v^~~ FRIENDS ~~^v^~~

What is a friend?
One soul dwelling in two bodies.
--Aristotle

There are not many things in life so beautiful as true friendship, and not many things more uncommon.
--Unknown

Sometimes you have to grow farther apart to keep growing together.
--Unknown

A friend is a gift you give yourself.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

To have a friend, be a friend.
--Old saying

We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
--Caroline Norton

Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
--Bill Watterson

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me, I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant old friend of mine, to me along the way.
--Edgar A. Guest

When we are grown we'll smile and say we had no cares in childhoood's day- But we'll be wrong... 'Twill not be true. I've this much care... I care for you.
--Unknown

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is before you can meet again. And meeting again after a moment or lifetime is certain for those who are friends.
--Richard Bach

Cherish friendship in your breast. New is good but old is best. Make new friends but keep the old, new is silver, the other is gold.
--Anonymous

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end but somewhere in the middle we've become the best of friends.
--Unknown

Ah! How good it feels the hand of an old friend.
--Longfellow

A friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
--Anonymous

Happiness isn't the easiest thing to find, but one place you're guaranteed to find it is in a friend's smile.
--Allison Poler

A friend is someone who truly cares,
A friend is someone who's always there,
A friend will be there in times of woe,
Talking, laughing, and sometime letting go,
Times alone we sometimes need,
But coming back we will do indeed,
There may be times we may not agree,
For you are you and I am me,
We may argue because of that fact,
But our power of friendship will bring us back,
Cause the love in our hearts we feel inside,
Is not something we would ever hide,
So come to me in times of need,
Cause you my dear always have a friend in me.
--Smiles





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A chemist has just invented a new deodorant I thought you would like to know about. It is called VANISH. You can buy it in most of the major stores now. When you rub it on, you disappear. Then everybody wonders where the smell is coming from.

Have a wonderful week Cordell

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