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MoNdAy FuNnIeS
By Cordell & Janice Vail

03 Aug 1998

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WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:

If you dont have time
to do it right,
you may have to find time
to do it over.

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MoNdAy FuNnIeS:

There was this man who was on the train from Washington to Idaho. He told the conductor that he was a very, very, very heavy sleeper. He said he had to get off the train at the Idaho stop at 3 a.m. no matter what. He asked the conductor if he would please wake him up at 3 a.m. and just throw him off the train in Idaho no matter what he said or did. He said it was very important that he get off the train in Idaho.

The next morning as the train was pulling into Wyoming the man woke up and saw that the conductor did not wake him up and helped him get off in Idaho. He was very angry and went to the front of the train to find the conductor. He could not find him but found the train engineer. So he told him off. He yelled and screamed and cussed the train engineer out for 30 minutes because no one had woke him up.

After the passenger left the conductor came along. The train engineer told the conductor about this man yelling and screaming at him. He told the conductor that the man was so angry and yelling so loud that he could not even understand what he was yelling about. He told the conductor that was the most angry passenger he had ever dealt with. The conductor said to the engineer, "Well if you think he was angry, you should have seen that guy I threw off the train in Idaho at 3 a.m. this morning."

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