Hannible
I had one of my OTHER BLONDE
friends write back and ask me, "if it
isn't W then what is it"... I think she
was kidding????
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I have tried to restrict myself to one joke a week but with
super bowl well..... I have to throw this one in from Mark & Melanie King.
(thanks Mark and Melanie.... Is this a true story? ha ha
ha....)
Denver vs Green Bay....Go Broncos!
A guy was sitting at the Super Bowl in the very best seat available. The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that seat and didn't come to the game?"
The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat...we bought these tickets months ago. Unfortunately, my wife passed away so I came alone."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a family member or friend?"
"Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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